Garfielf Cat
spelled that way in the original, 2013
I eat, Jon. It's what I do.
He turned up on April 4, 2013 in a video by PilotRedSun: Garfield redrawn with a mouse, dubbed by two free text to speech voices that could not pronounce a thing. He ate the pizzas. He ate the taco shells. Nobody has spelled his name right since.
this page reads itself out loud. tap any line he says.
the tape
Every line below is really in the video. Tap one and he says it in the same kind of voice, wrong stresses and all.
- (Garfielf kicks Odie into orbit)
- (grub time...)
Music in the original is Coc'n Rolla by Begnagrad. That is not a joke either.
the fridge
The scene the whole thing is remembered for. Jon asks. You answer for him.
Where are the three cheese pizzas?
inside the fridge
he has ate those food 0 times
what he has been called
226 spellings, none of them right, all of them written down by somebody who watched the episode. Jon has called him Garfhat, GAERARAFIIIIELD and, in one of them, just Garfenderbender. Tap any of these to hear it attempted.
Source: the Garfielf Wikia, which has kept this list for years because somebody had to.
the actual videos
Nothing here is my edit. This is the saga as other people made it, going on thirteen years now. Tap a screen to load it.
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Garfielf
PilotRedSun . 2013
the one that started it. four minutes of Paint and a robot.
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Garfielf, but it's a 3D animation made in Blender
Xanadu . 2020
somebody modelled it. actually modelled it.
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Garfielf but it's terrible
FebDev . 2020
legit Garfielf on the left. fake Garfielf on the right.
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how to get some lasaga
Three steps. He did not read them either.
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1
Get a Solana wallet
Phantom, Solflare, whichever. Put some SOL in it.
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2
Copy the contract
The chip at the top of the page copies it. It is base58, so it looks like somebody sat on a keyboard.
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Swap on pump.fun
Paste, swap, close the tab, go and eat something.
what is in the bowl
- chain
- Solana
- supply
- 1,000,000,000
- tax
- none
- liquidity
- burned on bond
- held by him
- whatever was left in the fridge